Worst idea ever.

And that would be sugar free apple juice. I figured I’d try one of these this morning thinking that this was juice without the extra corn syrup. It was one of those rare moments where I actually felt okay about drinking a “diet” beverage since I didn’t see any of the artificial sweetener brand labels on the bottle. Silly me, sucralose happens to be Splenda, and I hate Splenda. No, it doesn’t taste like sugar, just as much as fat free half and half tastes like half and half. Stop kidding yourselves.

Worst idea ever.